Royal Crisis: Kate Middleton Exposed

Royal Reporter
2 min readJan 10, 2022

Last Sunday was Kate Middleton’s 40th birthday.

Why is turning 40 special?

The spiritual significance of your 40th birthday is a symbolic meaning. Forty is a number where we assemble our lives and think about the meaning of life. 40 is a middle point of our life where your young life turns into the mature one and the new phase of your life starts.

In the lead up to the day, the British media published hundreds of stories about her. Then on Sunday all the major British newspapers published new badly photoshopped images of her.

Unfortunately, there was a huge problem with the pr campaign: No one loves Kate Middleton, no one cares about Kate Middleton, and no one knows who Kate Middleton is.

Kate Middleton has been in the public eye for over 20 years and has no work history and accomplishments.

Kate Middleton has been in the public eye for over 20 years and she is most famous for making another woman cry before the woman’s wedding day.

Kate Middleton has been in the public eye for over 20 years and leaks stories to royal reporters.

But the British Royal Family were aware of these facts, so they launched a PR campaign to mark Kate Middleton’s birthday.

The PR campaign was literally, please love Kate Middleton, she is not the other Duchess.

(Even though the other Duchess that marked her 40th birthday by helping people.)

The PR campaign was literally, please love Kate Middleton even though she can’t speak, form sentences, or make a genuine connection with people.

(Just look at the badly photoshopped images and rejoice!)

So since the British media couldn’t list anything positive about Kate Middleton, they had to focus on her fading looks, expense clothes, and family.

But to help spread this narrative, the British Royal Family also used bots on Sunday to promote Kate Middleton’s birthday.

What was the results?

Kate Middleton didn’t trend on social media.

Kate Middleton didn’t receive any legitimate praise.

Kate Middleton didn’t get any acknowledgement.

The PR campaign failed.

But it was clear the British Royal Family is in crisis of their own making.

The British media knows it as well but they refuse to acknowledge reality. (Instead, they would rather research details on California.)

But I wish they both would realize that dressing up Kate Middleton isn’t going to fix it.

You can’t force people to love Kate Middleton.

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Royal Reporter

Freelance writer and journalist with a passion for telling stories about the royal family and royal reporters.